Someone emails in late to work... and this is what happens...

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: Late This Morning

Morning John,

My apologies, I'm running late this morning and will be in the office ASAP.

Kind Regards,

Robert Frankhurst

From: John Cardwell
To:  Robert Frankhurst
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Rob,

It’s half ten – you’re supposed to be in at nine. An email an hour and a half after you’re supposed to be in is not good enough.

Call me when you get this.

Kind Regards,

John Cardwell

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Hey Boss,

Thanks for your concern! I'll be in ASAP and we'll look back at this and laugh as one of those "Remember when you emailed in saying you'd be late, well after the time you were late" moments... we'll bond, it'll be awesome.

Kind Regards,

Robert Frankhurst

From: John Cardwell
To:  Robert Frankhurst
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Call me right now

Kind Regards,

John Cardwell

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

John-Boss,

I'd love to, but I only have 750 free minutes per month and i think I only have 742/743 remaining... i'm keeping them saved up because one of my friends is on Who wants to be a millionaire and they may use their "phone a friend" on a question that requires me to recite the script of Disney's 101 Dalmatians 7.2 times.

YOLO!

Kind Regards,

Robert Frankhurst

From: John Cardwell
To:  Robert Frankhurst
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Call me right now, this is unacceptable… I just called your phone and your answer phone message MUST BE CHANGED. What if a customer calls you?!?

When are you coming in?

When you get here we need to have a serious conversation about your role here.

Kind Regards,

John Cardwell

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Boss-Dog,

Wowzers - so many questions, you're good at this! No wonder they made you Manager!

I am confused however, what's wrong with my voicemail?!?!(punctuation is fun)

"Please leave a message - please note I do not answer the phone, nor respond to Dicks"

has been a very useful message to convey on many occasions.

I'm literally coming in. My ETA is ASAP.

As for my role in the office, I was thinking i could play the role of "Akram the Philosopher" a kind but disfranchised wise-man. Strength 3, Intelligence 6.

​PS - Sorry for the late reply, I was thinking of words that rhyme with "Purple", do you know any? Sturple, Gurple and Murple aren't words i'm told...

From: John Cardwell
To:  Robert Frankhurst
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Rob,

Do not call me Boss Dog. Your behaviour right now is unacceptable. You’re still not in, over 3 hours late, you haven’t given me a good excuse and it doesn’t seem that you’re taking this seriously. I don't understand the philosopher thing, though I imagine it’s purile.

I’ve CC’d Andrew from HR as I’m officially moving for you dismissal, effective immediately.

You still need to come in whilst we deal with this issue and clear your desk until further notice.

Kind Regards,

John Cardwell

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Biggy-Boss-Boo,

Thanks for inviting Andrew to party. Andrew, welcome! Put your coat through there, help yourself to wine and dips...

BJ (Boss-John) - I was just in didn't you see me? I popped my head in and couldn't see you... by the way i'm currently dressed as Christian the intern and have his face... I've gone again now and will be in soon.

​I agree my dissmissal should be moving - perhaps you could have a violinist play something sombre?!>@!! (I don't understand the punctuation thing)

From: John Cardwell
To:  Robert Frankhurst
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

Rob,

I’ve spoken to Andrew and we’ve agreed that your repeated lateness, the blasé nature of your emails are grounds to suspended your employment immediately until we can investigate further.

There is no need for you to respond, though I find your behaviour unprofessional and surprising for someone who has worked here for so long.

Kind Regards,

John Cardwell

From: Robert Frankhurst
To: John Cardwell
Subject: RE: Late This Morning

John the Boss-ptiste (like Jesus' Friend),

How did you make your "e" wear a little hat? did you copy and paste blasé like i just did or are you some sort of "Word-Herder", able to bend the alphabet to your will. If i had your powers I would make the Letter Z friendlier and the letter R wear trousers... preferably Tartan. Can you help me with this?

I understand your comments about my behaviour, i was once surprised too = My neighbor fed some Caraway seed cake to chickens and it gave them the hiccups - TRUE STORY!

I'm sorry that it surprises you though, I was wondering if the constant lateness, banging my head on the desk and occasional weeping over my 15th cup of coffee for the morning had aroused your suspicion at all? I think it boils down to this...

I woke up early this morning and decided not to stretch my mouth around that big old corporate cock again. I've essentialy had a breakdown, but it feels liberating... like bearing your Junk to passing truckers in a brisk rain.

This "Break-Down" seems to have strangely coincided within 24 hours of winning a substantial sum of money from the lottery.

This will be my final email.

YOLO

The Sound of Creation... Music as an aid to Creativity

Soul Singer...

It is a popular belief in science that people could sing before we could communicate through speech as we understand it today. Charles Darwin believed that we sang love songs to one another before we could articulate in any other form and more modern scientists such as Ani Patel of The Neurosciences Institute in San Diego have come to the same conclusion:-

"We feel music just taps into this kind of pre-cognitive archaic part of ourselves," he says. So it seems to make sense that music came "before we had this complicated articulate language that we use to do abstract thinking."

So if the purpose of creativity is to tap into the "inner child" or to reach down into some other deep concious, is music the way for us to access that ancient thought process? To get in touch with an older, more primal and natural way of thinking?

The Emotional Gamut...

The ability for music to inspire and lead our emotions has helped the Hollywood Film industry for decades, but it's this very ability to stretch and use our emotional pallet is the thing that opens us to creativity, that frees us to feel and experience things that are new and interesting.

The Guardian wrote an interesting article with a pretty cool playlist that's aimed specifically at people training in the creative industries.

Music Making Waves...

Music can cause a shift in brain waves, which in turn causes a shift in our state.  For example, certain types of music are known to create theta waves —and typically, peaks of creativity occur during times when we are experiencing theta waves. So besides anchoring yourself to music, you can actually use music to create physical changes:-

Ordinary consciousness consists of beta waves (14-20 hertz). Beta waves occur when we focus on daily activities in the external world, and when we experience strong negative emotions.

Heightened awareness and calm are characterized by alpha waves (8-13 hertz). Music with a pulse of 60 beats per minute can shift consciousness from the beta toward the alpha range.

Periods of peak creativity, meditation, and sleep are characterized bytheta waves (4-7 hertz).

Deep sleep, deep meditation, and unconsciousness produce delta waves (.5-3 hertz). So the slower the brain waves, the more relaxed, contended, and peaceful we feel.

In Summation...

Sometimes it's hard to keep the creative momentum going, or when you're busy being creative it's hard to think in different ways or along other lines.

Find a way of introducing music you're not used to listening to into your schedule, Youtube channels and Spotify are great tools for this.

Look for music which is going to help you get the brain waves going that you need to push your creativity in the right direction. Get those headphones on and get going!

"The Double Edged Sword" - Creativity through Adversity

Blink, and you might myth it...

There is a fabulous Greek Myth about a strapping young lad called Sisyphus. Sure he was all about travel and commerce - but had this nasty habit of killing travellers and being a terrible liar (his lies were actually quite believable, he just did it often).

For this awful way of behaving, he was cursed with the task of pushing a boulder up a hill only to watch it roll down again... forever...

There are times when the creative task in front of us can seem like that steep and unforgiving hill, when being at the bottom with that heavy looking boulder can bring about panic, fear even... But if we're creative people then doing anything else will send us mad eventually - so how do we face this creative curse, this Double-Edged Sword?

Creative Eating

I'm not suggesting you tear down that canvass and have yourself a novel wrap, nor devise bold new ways to tackle that bolognese - but some foods have links to health and happiness and , in turn, creativity.

• Avocados - filled with monosaturated fats (good fats!) and oleic oils
• Blackberries - Filled with antioxidants (help prevent cellular damage) specifically in the brain area
• Cinnamon - filled with lovely things I can't pronounce that help your blood and your brain
• Leafy Greens - Fight the bad stuff and help you build the good stuff better... squeeky is good!
• Water - Keep hydrated! A dehydrated brain is a lizard brain and creativity flows from the higher functions of that grey matter

To sleep, perchance to dream

There have been many studies into creativity and sleep has been the "glass half full" of the majority. Some say that plenty of sleep allows creativity, others that insomnia is the key component. Regardless of the studies, when you are well rested it is easier for you to attain a state of relaxation and this in turn leads to the 'open' state where creativity happens.

For some people, the sleep itself is the moment of creation. The song Yesterday came to Paul McCartney in a dream, Frankenstein was inspired by a dream that Mary Shelley had a Lord Byron's villa and Coleridge's seminal Kubla Khan came to him in a dream (albeit a drug induced one).

If you have trouble sleeping here's a few things that help:-

• Read - This helps focus your mind on one thing rather than racing through the things that the day dumped on you
• A pillow between the legs - This can help reduce discomfort and pain and allows the hips to attain a more natural position
• Use a mask and/or Earplugs - shielding our eyes from the light and better managing the sound helps your mind relax and slip into that unconscious REM which brings deep sleep

For more information on how to sleep better, visit the SLEEP HELP GUIDE and read to your hearts content!

PART TWO TO FOLLOW

Part one: "Following the Big Footprints" - 3 Creative Giants and their Creative Process

How they did what they did...

There are a great many creative greats in various industries. But how were these people successful at what they set out to do? Well answering the success question is too subjective to cover here, but in any sector of the world where success is the end goal, tenacity will be a big factor.

However, when it comes to finding out how they went about doing what they did, we can look at processes - maybe even glean a little something for ourselves.

So - how did they do it?

1) Monthy Python

It would be remiss of me to exclude the Godfathers of sketch comedy from this list, the group for which we owe so much in terms of creativity in the modern world. Essentially the most successful group of professionals to ever do exactly what they were told not to, and break those preconceived barriers to incredible effect.

A) Establish rules

Well they broke them all, but found a way of working with one another to great effect. After having real problems with getting things started, it was agreed that anything was possible in a sketch, but they'd only work off a completed sketch idea in the first place. From that, the world was their oyster, but they need somewhere to start.

B) Meet, Sleep, Play

As I'll cover in another blog, creating to a fixed time limit in a fixed position with a group is not only very hard, but not a nice way to spend a day. The Pythons found that the best way of answering that question, or writing that joke was to meet up, ask all the questions then head off and play or sleep on the issue.

This lets those sub-concious gears turn and the areas where the unexpected leap from are reached.

C) Mind-dump alone, Mind-refine in groups

When coming up with multiple ideas, the Pythons would brainstorm ideas and create lists of concepts by themselves, these ideas would then be brought to the group and the creativity would begin. Birth an idea alone, then have the strength of character to bring that idea into an arena where it will be pulled apart, twisted and played with. By the end the team will have grown it into something very different, but in most cases much better.

D) Unleash that Inner Child

Children are both unaware of social formats of thinking and don't care if they get it wrong... longing to fit in is something we learn as awkward teenagers. Remember that creativity is best when experienced through a team remembering what it is to a be a child, unafraid and full of wild thoughts. This is usually where the magic happens.

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Part Two: "Following the Big Footprints" - 3 Creative Giants and their Creative Process

2) Ernest Hemingway

Pulitizer and Nobel Prize winning writer Ernest Hemingway had a very specific process in his day-to-day writing. For him it was about consistency, control and a firm realisation of when he was doing what he needed to.

A) Know your Environment

Hemingway knew that it go to hot in the afternoons, and his mind would become sluggish so he would set himself a limit to be finished before 12:00 in order to make the most of his mind.

B) Set a realistic limit

His process is most famous for being consistent yet light in quantity. He would write around 500 words a day, knowing that it was better to leave a sentence unfinished and return to it with a fresh mind the next day. He did, however, push himself to commit to those 500 words every day. This is contrary to many people's process, who wait for that moment of inspiration and milk it.

C) Know when to stop

It was his belief that it was better to know when to stop, whether it be mid sentence or mid paragraph or midday, than plough on for hours on end and produce great swathes of mediocrity. He was quoted saying "I write one page of mastery to 91 pages of shit... I try to put the shit in the waste basket".

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Part Three: "Following the Big Footprints" - 3 Creative Giants and their Creative Process

3) John Legend

Multiple Grammy award winning Writer/Singer John Legend is regarded as one of the most incredible writers in the industry. Consistently producing original works of great creativity, what does he have to do to get from the pen to the people?

A) Don't stop believing in your own Talent

A huge believer in self belief and how it can fuel the creative process. His first single, Get Lifted was the result of being the first Artist to be signed to Good Music Records in 2004. It was "An attempt to define who I wanted to be in the eyes of the public... we tried to reflect where we were musically at that time"

B) Let It flow...

In various interviews John Legend has suggested that the music of a thing flows from a place where words cannot fit straight away. He lets the music and the rhythm flow out, records it then goes back and adds the words. When the magic happens, capitalise on it and then go back to refine what came naturally in order to make the most of what your gift offers.

C) Collaborate

His career has been spurned on by his personal ability, but his entire Career - from being on Lauren Hill's Track in his 1998 debut, to his work with Kanye West - has been a result of collaboration and team work. He uses his belief in team work to reflect in his ability to help the world around him, having worked on many charitable and political causes he believes in.

Little thoughts to go away with...

These are ways in which successful people have stayed creative - but it's eveident that each of the processes work for them and what their needs are. Take the time to analyse how you work, how you work well, and what you need to keep it going. Then, spend the time applying those things to your everyday life in order to keep that creative flair in your day to day. Let it give you as much room to breathe and relax as it does to create.

“Creating Inside the Box” – 3 Steps to Setting Boundaries and Breaking Them

“We cannot solve a problem with the same thinking that got you there in the first place”

-          Albert Einstein

Creativity is fluidity, it flows and eddies as a river; meandering and eroding its natural path through the landscape in which we work. Subsequently, it’s hard to imagine a freedom of creativity that is set in a system of rules or a place of boundaries.

And yet, we must face boundaries in everyday life and there is not a creative pursuit in the world which is not bound to some kind of stricture… so how are we to produce the very essence of freedom, when constrained by rules?

More a form of measurement, less a doctrine

“The strongest tree in the forest is not the oak with its deep roots and hard wood, but

the Bamboo who can bend with the breeze and not break in the storm”

-          Unattributed

The environment in which you are playing or working is integral to the process of your creation. To set structures or petty requirements can seem counter-productive, but in terms of productivity it’s essential.

Suggestion: If you work as a team or as an individual, then decide as what your goals are and then focus on what will allow success, what will hinder success and, more importantly – what success will look like when you get there!

The Relentless Tick-Tock

I was told a couple of weeks ago that we are all in a society which is becoming increasingly money-rich, yet time-poor. This suggests that time will be an increasing increment on the creative process. So straight away we are all provided with a boundary over which we have no direct control.

Maybe your work is project and deadline based, maybe your creativity is outside of your regular source of income, and so restricted by the demands of that roll, perhaps this is a last minute opportunity and it’s “now or never”.

Suggestion: Decide what you want to achieve in the time set out then decide on the correct attitudes and actions which will bolster your creativity.

Raise the Praise

When caught up in the cycle of creativity, it’s so easy to lose track of what you’re doing, if it’s any good, why you’re doing this in the first place – in other words you can’t see the wood for the trees. This is where you need to go back to the goals you outlined in the first place and give a little moment to reflect on how you’ve achieved.

Suggestion: This is an ideal time for you to understand your own process. If you’ve only achieved half of what you intended in the given time, then perhaps you’ve underestimated the time it takes you to achieve those goals. This is always a good thing, it lets you understand just how much time you need to assign to your creative tasks in order to complete them to your satisfaction

"The Road is Long" - Sustainable Creativity

"Wisdom Begins in Wonder"

This quote from Socrates sent me on a small but very important journey recently, and it's a subject from which I rarely stray, a worry from which I am rarely free.

I have no doubt in my ability to be creative, thoughts spill from the small bucket of my mind more often than perhaps my employer or friends would find appropriate, but the problem I really face - is staying creative.

The Raven that keeps tapping...

It is a great fear of mine that my greatest work is already behind me, that the creative flair I carried for so long is an extinguished fire. I'm sure i'm not the only person who lives in fear that "that great thing I did was a one off, a fluke" - that fear keeps tapping at my door and I hear the whisper of "nevermore".

Well the ancient Greeks and the Romans believed that creativity was a god (daemon), or Genie (hence, Genius...) which would inhabit the artist when the mood took it and produce in them something original and exciting.

This meant that, though an artist was never directly responsible for their own work, neither were they entirely to blame for the creative dearths. It was merely the artists responsibility to show up and do their side of the bargain, it would be up to the ethereal genius if it would come that day or another.

Nothing Succeeds Like Excess...

The truth of the matter is, that the mystical place where those original thoughts and dreams came from, the ones which started you down this path of art, or design, or creation is never out of reach. Some days, it may seem like it's million miles away and that your Daemon or your Genius has long since forgotten about you but keep in mind all the things which inspired you to be a creative person in the first place.

In a recent conversation on LinkedIn an artist made a point which really resonated with me:-

 I can only speak for myself, but I have a many methods... When I am creative, I focus on creating new work. Then when I fall into a hole, I can take those designs and push out the mechanics. In addition, I let others work inspire and push me

So here, creativity is like a jet engine, fuelling itself from it's previous endeavours, or allowing you to tempt that Genius out of the walls with awe from other achievements.

Final Thought

Bottom line, don't stop creating...

• Those days when you feel defeated, create even more and create new things rather than re-working something already in development.
• Find inspiration from the wealth of greatness around you. The internet is now a vessel for inspiration, but don't forget just how inspiring people's company and conversation can be
• Never loose faith, never give up no matter how hard the challenge seems.

Like so many of the TED Talks I was inspired by what this professional had to say, and her unwavering desire to keep going.

If you're in a creative dearth when you're reading this then walk to that tapping door, banish the Raven and his endless "Nevermore" and usher in your genius. I don't know who you are, or what you're working on, but based on what I've learnt in this little journey then one day what you're doing may inspire me. So I believe in you, I believe in the power of creation, and I believe that original art from any corner of the world makes it a better place.

So why not start with a little Wonder... it may just lead us all to a little Wisdom.

Find a Job that Loves you...(Top 3 best places to work)

...And never work a day in your Life

You may have read in a previous post that in research conducted last year, IBM discovered that the most important personality trait for the future success of their business is Creativity.

Why? It's simply important to be adaptable in order to succeed in the modern World of business.

So which companies are empowering those feelings of creativity? Strangely enough it's the same list as the best places to work and every single one is worth a lot of money...

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In at Number 3

Company: FedEx

Worth = Approx $2.1 Billion

FedEx have a scheme in which they encourage their employees to volunteer to make the world around them a better place. This seemingly Altruistic act seems to have had a knock on and highly beneficial effect.

Doing a good deed is a sure-thing when it comes to happiness. Happy people are more confident in themselves and their own ability, which in turn leads to people who aren't scared to fail - this is the magic soup where creativity flourishes.

What to Take Home from this?

Do something good, be grateful, get happy - allow creativity and watch doors open and good things happen!

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What do Number 2 do?

Company: Kimberly-Clark

Worth = Approx $18 Billion

Kimberly-Clark claim to help over 1,000,000 people world wide and pride themselves on having not only an effective but a valued and happy workforce. In their top 3 elements to encourage in their employees they list "Let them Feel Welcome, Let them Dream, Let them Grow".

Again, the comfort-creativity factor allowing a HUGE company the ability to push itself into every available nook and cranny of the business world.

What to Take Home from this?

Giving someone creative freedom is like writing them a blank cheque for contentment. And a contented individual is a productive, reliable and enjoyable person to be around.

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You won't have heard of Number 3...

Company: Google

Worth = Over $93 Billion

Now once your eyes have stopped watering at the sheer massive nature of this companies worth, let your breath be taken away by the awesome nature of their environment. Everything this company does revolves around play, and that play lets people relax and lets them create. Just take a look at the 16 buildings housing 18 totally free restaurants, video games, gyms table tennis sets, pets, BBQ's in the summer and eco-centric business attitudes.

What to Take Home from this?

What comes first? Success or creativity? Well all you need to know is that these three companies hold Creativity and Play above all things in their environments and the outcome has been relentlessly successful. Remember that that the only thing that we should take seriously is our need to play with the world around us.

Create, Live. Create More, Live better... Part 2

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The Whos

Ancient Greeks believed that Creativity came from the Gods, or more pointedly, Daemons who would invoke creativity in their chosen hosts. Creativity was as natural and as important to them as the rising at the setting of the sun, the approach and retreat of the tide and art became a natural cycle of the world around them. Philosophers painted, mathematicians danced and scientists wrote poetry.

I believe we need to bring those Daemons back, to draw up in ourselves the strength and resolve it takes to stride against the pull of the river and teach ourselves to be creative.

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The Whens

A very happy and very wise person once told me that there is no moment more important than this one right now, and I agree with all my heart.

The extinction of creativity we've experienced in past years, the endangerment of play has to end.

It must start with the adults in our community, who influence children around them every day without noticing it. When we ourselves can be creative, it will be a matter of great ease to offer our children and the following generations the fertile soil of play in order to keep imagination alive.

It is my firm belief that this leads to happier individuals, happier families, better business, better corporate responsibility, better government, better ecology, economy and equality - after all, a privileged child and a under-privileged if left together will see the same imaginary friends and hold hands on the same quests. If that's what play is, who on earth said it was acceptable to let it dissipate?

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The Good News

There is a spiritual and social revolution going on around us, where the need for creative peoples and the introduction of play to solve problems, questions or broaden horizons is already active. As a creative individual in the United Kingdom, though I'm too old to benefit from the scheme myself, it makes me incredibly proud know that there is already work under way to create a more substantial work base for young people. For more information look at the Stage Article Here.

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Final Words

You may agree with what I'm saying, or you may dismiss it as the ravings of someone who had the incredulity to not grow up and make a profession out of it. Either way, I'd love to hear from you and your experiences of creativity in your day to day life. Does it help or hinder you? Does it inspire you or fill you with worry? In either case, know that you are not alone and that you and I stand at the forefront of bold new world - one where our Children have much more to teach us than we could ever teach them.

Projects

Creative Fight Club

I've started up a Creative Project in London called "Creative Fight Club", where creative people in the arts and business meet up to swap, share and help develop ideas - if you'd like to hear more about it or come along to one of our sessions then let me know, drop me an EMAIL or connect with me on FACEBOOK.

Project Daemon

I'm in the early stages of taking my beliefs and turning them into a charitable organisation. If you'd like to know how you can help or how I can help you then drop me a line, it'd be my pleasure to hear from you.

Create, Live. Create More, Live Better...

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."

I am a creative person.

The World around us today is desperate for creative people.

The Internet starves for "Content" like some great black-hole dragging the light toward it.

The most universal tool for growth in business, the key that turns Entrepreneurs into Millionaires, students into professors, art into genius - is creativity.

So why do I work with so many creative people unhappily employed in the Telesales Industry?

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The Whys

The reason seems to me to be very simple, and only two fold:-

1. Creative people can be, well, creative... who better to coerce, describe and emote with a complete stranger over the phone?
2. Creativity is the most importantly powerful yet overlooked capability in a human being today.

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The Hows

Creativity has long since been linked to depression, immaturity, exclusion from society, a questioning of the world around us and of authority, a degradation of social strata and poverty, anxiety, vulnerability. If I asked you to come up with a list of character traits and ideologies you would not wish to encourage in younger people - the list would not look too dissimilar. More to the point, which school could justify spending their already tight budgets on pursuing subjects in which these were known traits?

And yet successfully creative people are rewarded spiritually, politically, financially beyond our wildest dreams. Sought after by public and private interests alike as if we're saying "Well done for not listening to anyone and doing your own thing, here's freedom, here's influence, here's security".

How can something so shunned in the early years be so rewarded in adulthood?

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Part 2 Here -THE WHO'S, THE WHEN'S AND THE GOOD NEWS...