So this just happened...

I just received this email thread... for no apparent reason...

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:28 AM, NAME REMOVED> wrote:

Hi ,

At this point there are no viewings booked for it but I would not be able to go there until I know for sure if she will fix it or not. As I can`t go and do a viewing and not be sure about it. The mould is spread on the wall of one of the bedrooms and from what I could tell there is a bit everywhere in the house . 

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 11:23 AM, NAME REMOVED wrote:

Hi NAME REMOVED,

Can you confirm when the next lot of viewings are?

As this needs urgent attention in case it damages any of decor.

If its not any time soon we can make some alternative arrangements.

On Tue, Mar 3, 2015 at 10:10 AM, NAME REMOVED wrote:

Hi NAME REMOVED,

With regards to the mould in NAME REMOVED's property, can you please take photographs of the of this. 

This way we can show the Landlord how severe this is and keep her in the loop with the issues.

Also please try your best to contact NAME REMOVED and advise of the situation as soon as you can, we must try and keep her as happy as possible.

Kind Regards,

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Name Removed
Property Managemen

 

6-8 Long Lane, London EC1A 9HF

www.rentify.com

Here's my reply...

Hello,

I've no idea why I'm CC'd in this - don't get me wrong, I'm sorry to hear about the mould and I'm big believer in "Being the change you wish to see in the World" but I'm not sure how effective I'll be to anyone as I've no idea where the property is, I'm not involved in the property industry and being a 30 year old man - I'm allergic to any form of work that doesn't pay me money or give me huge boosts to my ego.

We had mould once, we bought a "Anti-Mould Spray" from the supermarket... I don't know what it is but I think it contains bleach... or magic... perhaps magic bleach?

In other news not all moulds are bad... Penicillin has done some lovely things, and this past Christmas wouldn't have been the same without that blue cheese - trust, it was sublime! It looked like this:-

In any case I wish you all the best with sorting the mould and arranging viewings, if it is London so I'm sure people will pay exorbitant fees for the pleasure of inhaling spores... perhaps tell them it's "Atmospheric", just show them the picture of blue cheese, they'll understand. You could even charge more!

It would be much appreciated if someone could remove me from the email thread from now on... and I'm fairly sure you're now included in that future appreciation.

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Kind Regards,

Richard Bond

(​Nothing​ to do with this)